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Bacteria T-Shirt

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This t-shirt features a witty and eye-catching design that is sure to appeal to enthusiasts of science humor and subtle sarcasm. Central to the design is the bold, capitalized statement, "BACTERIA: THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE." This statement is printed in a weathered, distressed font that adds a vintage feel and highlights the phrase's ironic nature. Below the text, a faint graphic representation of bacteria complements the slogan, adding a clever visual element that underscores the wordplay.

This design cleverly merges science and humor, making it a perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate a blend of intellectual wit and lighthearted banter. Whether you have a keen interest in microbiology or simply enjoy clever humor, this shirt encapsulates a unique statement on societal manners and 'good taste' with a comedic twist.

The minimalist design ensures versatility, seamlessly fitting into various casual wardrobes without overwhelming other elements of your style. The neutral tones of the print make it suitable for a variety of shirt colors, allowing flexibility in personal expression.

This humorous and insightful t-shirt is a fantastic choice for those looking to showcase their love for both science and sarcasm. It's ideal for wearing in casual settings, science-themed events, or as a quirky gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor. Let this unique piece add a touch of cultured humor to your collection.

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