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Don't Steal The Government Hates Competition T-Shirt

Introducing a humorous and thought-provoking tee designed for those who love to make a statement with their fashion choices. At the front center, the shirt boldly declares "DON'T STEAL" in large, distressed uppercase letters that give a rugged, worn-in look. Just beneath this stark statement, a smaller yet equally impactful line reads, "THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION," also in distressed lettering, adding a touch of rebellious humor.

The design uses a simple, monochromatic color scheme, with the text rendered in a contrasting dark shade to ensure readability without overwhelming the eye. The choice of a slightly weathered font style adds character and a vintage inspired vibe. Combined with the witty message, the shirt strikes a balance between casual charm and clever commentary.

Ideal for those with a penchant for satire, this t-shirt is perfect for sparking conversations and bringing light-hearted humor to social gatherings. The play on words offers a sarcastic take on both theft and governmental policies, making it a great choice for individuals who appreciate a good joke about kleptomania or who have a critical view of authority.

Additionally, this versatile design suits various t-shirt styles and colors, allowing customers to choose the perfect fit and shade that match their personal taste. Whether worn for its humor, political stance, or simply as an icebreaker, this tee promises to be a memorable addition to any wardrobe.

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