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Funny Mortuary T-Shirt

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This t-shirt design features a witty and darkly humorous slogan that will appeal to enthusiasts of quirky and macabre humor. The text reads, "FOR STIFFNESS THAT LASTS LONGER THAN 4 HOURS CONSULT YOUR MORTICIAN," presented in a bold, capitalized font that enhances its readability and impact.

The design juxtaposes medical terminology with a mortuary theme, creating a clever double entendre that is likely to resonate with those familiar with the intricacies of funeral direction, embalming, or mortician professions. This clever wording combines elements of humor, morbidity, and professional jargon to create a unique conversational piece.

The font used for the slogan is straightforward, reflecting a no-nonsense approach that aligns well with the comedic undertone. There's a slight distressed effect to the text, which adds a touch of character, suggesting a vintage or worn styling that appeals to fans of retro aesthetics.

This t-shirt is versatile and suitable for various casual settings, whether you're attending a thematic event, looking to express your sense of humor in everyday wear, or providing a lighthearted gift to a friend in the funeral industry. It's a perfect choice for individuals who enjoy standing out with their wardrobe and prefer designs that provoke thought or a chuckle.

In summary, this t-shirt blends dark humor with professional themes, making it a distinctive addition to any collection. It's an excellent piece for funeral directors, morticians, and anyone with an appreciation for the lighter side of life and death.

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