I've Got Heels Higher Than Your Standards Funny T-Shirt
I've Got Heels Higher Than Your Standards Funny T-Shirt
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Size Chart:
Style: Mens t-shirt
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.625" | 18" | 15" |
| M | 27.625" | 20" | 16" |
| L | 28.625" | 22" | 16.5" |
| XL | 29.625" | 24" | 17" |
| 2XL | 30.625" | 26" | 17.5" |
| 3XL | 30.625" | 26.5" | 19.25" |
| 4XL | 31" | 28.5" | 19.5" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Mens t-shirt
Color: White
Fabric: 100% cotton
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.625" | 18" | 15" |
| M | 27.625" | 20" | 16" |
| L | 28.625" | 22" | 16.5" |
| XL | 29.625" | 24" | 17" |
| 2XL | 30.625" | 26" | 17.5" |
| 3XL | 30.625" | 26.5" | 19.25" |
| 4XL | 31" | 28.5" | 19.5" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Tank
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Tank
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton
| Size | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens t-shirt
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 2 | 32-34" |
| S | 4/6 | 35-36" |
| M | 8/10 | 37-38" |
| L | 12/14 | 39-41" |
| XL | 16/18 | 42-44" |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 45-47" |
| 3XL | 24/26 | 48-51" |
| 4XL | 28/30 | 52-55" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens t-shirt
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 2 | 32-34" |
| S | 4/6 | 35-36" |
| M | 8/10 | 37-38" |
| L | 12/14 | 39-41" |
| XL | 16/18 | 42-44" |
| 2XL | 20/22 | 45-47" |
| 3XL | 24/26 | 48-51" |
| 4XL | 28/30 | 52-55" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens V-Neck Tee
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 32-34" | 26.13" | 16.75" |
| M | 4-6 | 34-36" | 26.75" | 18.25" |
| L | 8-10 | 36-38" | 27.38" | 20.25" |
| XL | 10-12 | 38-40" | 28" | 22.25" |
| 2XL | 12-14 | 40-42" | 28.63" | 24.25" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens V-Neck Tee
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 32-34" | 26.13" | 16.75" |
| M | 4-6 | 34-36" | 26.75" | 18.25" |
| L | 8-10 | 36-38" | 27.38" | 20.25" |
| XL | 10-12 | 38-40" | 28" | 22.25" |
| 2XL | 12-14 | 40-42" | 28.63" | 24.25" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens V-Neck Tee
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 32" | 19" |
| M | 6-8 | 33.5" | 19.375" |
| L | 8-10 | 35.5" | 19.875" |
| XL | 10-14 | 37.5" | 20.375" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 39.5" | 20.875" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens V-Neck Tee
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 32" | 19" |
| M | 6-8 | 33.5" | 19.375" |
| L | 8-10 | 35.5" | 19.875" |
| XL | 10-14 | 37.5" | 20.375" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 39.5" | 20.875" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens Muscle Tank
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 30.5" | 20.75" |
| M | 6-8 | 32" | 20.75" |
| L | 8-10 | 34" | 20.75" |
| XL | 10-14 | 36" | 22.125" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 38" | 22.625" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style: Womens Muscle Tank
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | General Womens Size | Bust | Body Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 30.5" | 20.75" |
| M | 6-8 | 32" | 20.75" |
| L | 8-10 | 34" | 20.75" |
| XL | 10-14 | 36" | 22.125" |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 38" | 22.625" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Youth Tee
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | General Youth Size | Body Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 2-4 | 19.5" | 31" |
| S | 6-8 | 21.5" | 34" |
| M | 10-12 | 23" | 36" |
| L | 14-16 | 25" | 38" |
| XL | 18-20 | 26.50" | 40" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Youth Tee
Color: White
Fabric: 100% cotton
| Size | General Youth Size | Body Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 2-4 | 19.5" | 31" |
| S | 6-8 | 21.5" | 34" |
| M | 10-12 | 23" | 36" |
| L | 14-16 | 25" | 38" |
| XL | 18-20 | 26.50" | 40" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Toddler Tee
Color: Grey
Fabric: 90% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester
| Size | Body Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 13" | 15.5" |
| 3T | 14" | 16.5" |
| 4T | 15" | 17.5" |
| 5/6T | 16" | 18.5" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Toddler Tee
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton
| Size | Body Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 13" | 15.5" |
| 3T | 14" | 16.5" |
| 4T | 15" | 17.5" |
| 5/6T | 16" | 18.5" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Infant Bodysuit
Color: Grey
Fabric: 88% ringspun cotton, 12% polyester
| Size | Age | Weight | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NB | 0-3 Month | 5-9lb | 11.5" | 7.25" |
| 6M | 3-6 Month | 10-16lb | 12.5" | 8.75" |
| 12M | 6-12 Month | 17-20lb | 13.5" | 9.75" |
| 18M | 12-18 Month | 21-24lb | 14.5" | 10.75" |
| 24M | 18-24 Month | 25-27lb | 15.5" | 11.75" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
Style:Infant Bodysuit
Color: White
Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton
| Size | Age | Weight | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| NB | 0-3 Month | 5-9lb | 11.5" | 7.25" |
| 6M | 3-6 Month | 10-16lb | 12.5" | 8.75" |
| 12M | 6-12 Month | 17-20lb | 13.5" | 9.75" |
| 18M | 12-18 Month | 21-24lb | 14.5" | 10.75" |
| 24M | 18-24 Month | 25-27lb | 15.5" | 11.75" |
Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.
All items may shrink when washed.
Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
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Product Description
Chummy Tees is thrilled to offer this crowd favorite on a number of styles, sizes, and colors. This I've Got Heels Higher Than Your Standards Funny T-Shirt will surely be a great hit whether ordered for yourself or given as a gift. Don't settle for poor quality knockoffs that are shipped in from China. All of our shirts are designed, printed, and shipped from the beautiful foothills of Northern California. We offer sizes that will fit the entire family from newborns all the way up to our mens 4xl size. Our size chart will automatically change to whatever style you have selected, so getting a perfect fit couldn't be any easier. Our tees are sourced from a variety of top brands and include our always popular classic tees, v-necks, muscle tanks, racerback tanks for the ladies, kids tees, toddler tees, and of course baby bodysuits. Feel free to browse other tees and gifts tagged with the following:
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Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are:
• Standard Shipping ($5.99+)
• Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note:
• We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
• All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary.
• Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.
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Exchanges & Returns
Our shirts are made when ordered, so we do not offer refunds at this time.
However, we do offer exchanges. Read our full return/exchange policy and instructions here.
