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Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout T Shirt / Tank Top

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Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout Shirt

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Let's get one thing straight: you're not drinking a Pilsner to get hammered. You're drinking it because you appreciate the light, crisp taste of a well-made German lager. And you don't need any help from a Heavyweight Stout to put hair on your chest. So why not show the world your refined palate with this stylish Light As A Pilsner Stiff As A Stout T-Shirt? It's perfect for showing off your love of beer, and it makes a great gift for any beer lover in your life.

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Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California, United States via USPS 1st class mail.

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