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Lower Your Expectations T-Shirt

This t-shirt features a bold and playful statement sure to draw attention and spark conversation. The message, "PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING A DOG OF AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE WOULD STRUGGLE WITH," is prominently displayed in a clear, readable font. The intentionally straightforward typeface highlights the humor and honesty of the statement, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate a mix of wit and realism in their wardrobe.

This design is perfect for individuals who embrace their limitations with a touch of self-deprecation and humor. It aligns well with themes of managing expectations and setting realistic goals. The shirt's appeal lies in its ability to blend a light-hearted joke with an underlying message about setting boundaries and understanding personal capabilities.

The simplicity of the design ensures it can be paired with various casual outfits, offering versatility without compromising on style. Additionally, the universal appeal of the text makes it suitable for a wide audience, from those young at heart to anyone who enjoys a clever, tongue-in-cheek remark.

The careful selection of words in the message emphasizes a casual, laid-back attitude, making this t-shirt a great option for everyday wear. Whether it's a conversation starter at social gatherings or a personal statement on maintaining realistic expectations, this t-shirt combines comfort with humor and a dose of self-awareness, making it a distinctive addition to any casual wardrobe.

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