Polite As Fuck T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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"Please", "thank you" and "fuck you" are the cornerstone of every polite motherfucker's vocabulary. When you need to inform someone that their presence is no longer welcomed, you politely say, "please kindly fuck off, sir!" When you need them to listen to reason, you politely say, "Excuse me, sir. Might I interest you in the activity of sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up?" Manners maketh Da Man, and you fucking believe in that shit. A polite fucker like you would really appreciate it if other fuckers are as polite as you are. This fucking t-shirt comes in a variety of sizes, colors and styles - from sleeves to hoodies and tank tops. TLDR, we've got a lot of this shit, so you might as well order one right now.

Shirt may or may not contain any of the following:
• A very polite motherfucker
• Delicate sensibilities
• Fucks
• Impeccable manners

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
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