Isn’t it annoying to live in a world polluted by stupid people? Even more annoying is the fact that there are more stupid people reproducing than there are trees producing oxygen. It makes you bristle just thinking about it, but what’s worse, people around you seems to be it. I guess you can keep them for entertainment value. Or maybe being around them makes you feel like a genius. If only they’d stop sharing the same oxygen, that’ll be great. Maybe you should hint it to them with this t-shirt. We’re smart and worth our oxygen, so we’ve made this t-shirt available in several different sizes and colors, and several different styles to boot! You can order this t-shirt as sleeves, tank tops or hoodies. Smart!
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • Brilliant thoughts • Oxygen • Patience with idiots
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.