Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

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Sure, your mom always told you not to talk to strangers, but it just went through one ear and out the other. Seize this shirt in your size if you are a natural at being a sleaze bag. Your candy comes in a king size and it’s not the store brand either. This shirt, tank or hoodie is best worn around other depraved creeps who can precisely discern your double entendres.

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• Candy stains
• Station Wagons and old vans
• Creepers

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
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