• Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top
  • Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top

Strangers Have The Best Candy T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top

$23.95

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Color
Grey
White
Style
• FREE SHIPPING when you order 2 or more shirts. Use code "FREESHIP" in checkout. (Details)
• Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

Product Details

Sure, your mom always told you not to talk to strangers, but it just went through one ear and out the other. Seize this shirt in your size if you are a natural at being a sleaze bag. Your candy comes in a king size and it’s not the store brand either. This shirt, tank or hoodie is best worn around other depraved creeps who can precisely discern your double entendres.

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• Candy stains
• Station Wagons and old vans
• Creepers

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.

  • Size Guide & General Info
    • Tags and other details:
      • Shirt tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.
      • Please note - All items may shrink in the wash.

      Fabric Content:
      T-Shirts:
      • Grey - Made with a very soft 90/10 ringspun cotton/polyester blend.
      • White - Made with very soft 100% ringspun cotton.

       

        Tanks:
        • Grey - Made with a 90/10 heavy cotton/polyester blend.
        • White - Made with 100% heavy cotton.

         

          Hoodies:
          • Grey - Made with a heavy 50/50 heavy cotton/polyester blend.

           

             

              Size Chart:
              T-Shirt Sizing Info

          • Returns

            • 99% of exchanges/returns could be avoided by using the above size guide instead of "sizing up" or guessing/assuming what will fit.

              We don't offer refunds at this time however we do offer exchanges if you want the same design on a different size. Read our full return/exchange policy here.

              Please note: You are responsible for a 8% restocking fee, shipping costs, any applicable taxes associated with returning items, and the re-shipment of new items to you.

          • Delivery

            • We offer 2 levels of shipping - Budget, and Expedited. Both include tracking within the United States.

              • Budget shipping = USPS 1st Class. (2-8 days)
              • Expedited shipping = USPS Priority mail. (3-5 days)
              • International orders = USPS 1st Class International mail. s

              Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed. We do however try to get them into your hands as quickly as possible. These estimates do not include manufacturing time which varies (usually between 1-3 days).

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