The Man Behind The Bump T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

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You are either proud that you’re on top of your sperm count game or that you finally found someone who can tolerate with your obnoxious tendencies if you’re checking this t-shirt out. Sport this tee with pride as you hold your sweetheart’s hand, strolling through the park or while owning it during fantasy football night, being at the pinnacle of envy as you have fulfilled the adulthood prophecy first from all your friends.

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• Future responsibilities
• Anticipated sleep shortage
• Cheap pregnancy jokes

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
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