Beware My Wife T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top – Chummy Tees

Beware My Wife T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

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You knew when you got married that life will be an equal partnership of two beings. You just didn’t know that the two beings are your wife and your pooch. You’re proud with a wife who can stand her ground like a Mastiff and be as vicious as a Rottweiler. Even your buddies take cover when your wife growls. There are two ways to look at this purchase: 1) you’re proud of your wife or 2) you’re issuing a direct challenge. So fair warning: depending on how she sees it, you might end up in the doghouse. But at least you'd be comfortable (in this t-shirt, not in the doghouse). We have this t-shirt in several different sizes and colors, to suit every breed of men. You can also order this in different styles such as sleeves, hoodies and tank tops (we recommend hoodies for doghouse days).

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• A wife
• A dog
• Strong opinions

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.

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