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Captain's Rules T-Shirt

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Introducing the "Captain's Rules" T-Shirt, an essential addition to any boating enthusiast's wardrobe. This minimalist yet eye-catching design features two succinctly stated rules:

1. The Captain is always right.
2. If you have any questions, refer to rule #1.

Set in a bold, easily readable font, the text humorously emphasizes the ultimate authority of the captain, making it a perfect choice for anyone who enjoys spending time on the water, whether they helm a sailboat, powerboat, or yacht. This design caters to those with a penchant for humor and a love for maritime adventures, offering a light-hearted take on leadership and decision-making during nautical voyages.

The straightforward and clean typography ensures the message stands out without overwhelming the shirt's overall aesthetic. With its versatile appeal, this design transcends specific shirt styles and colors, making it suitable for a wide range of options from casual tank tops to comfortable long sleeves.

Ideal as a gift for boat captains, sailing instructors, or any seafaring individual who prides themselves on their command, this t-shirt is both a playful nod to maritime authority and a practical addition to casual wear. It provides a talking point and a smile, resonating with those who appreciate the unwritten rules of the sea.

Whether you're gearing up for a day on the waves or simply want to infuse your everyday attire with nautical charm, the "Captain's Rules" T-Shirt stands out as a fun yet functional choice that celebrates the spirit of boating and the captain's pivotal role.

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