Champagne Is Always The Answer T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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What is 1 + 1? It equals 10 champagne. Which comes first: egg or chicken? Champagne is always first. How do we get world peace? By giving everyone champagne. How did Tutankhamen die? No champagne, he should have had champagne. What lies beneath Bermuda Triangles? Loads and loads of champagnes. Did Atlantis ever exist? Rhetorical question, much like “Do we really need all this champagne?”. Do you know what goes with champagne? Oysters, halibut and this t-shirt. This t-shirt is available in several different sizes and colors…and if you spill champagne on one, don’t worry. Just came back and order this in either sleeves, hoodies and tank tops.

Shirt may or may not contain any of the following:
• Champagne
• More champagne
• Mysteries only solvable by champagne

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered and shipped from Northern California.
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