What is 1 + 1? It equals 10 champagne. Which comes first: egg or chicken? Champagne is always first. How do we get world peace? By giving everyone champagne. How did Tutankhamen die? No champagne, he should have had champagne. What lies beneath Bermuda Triangles? Loads and loads of champagnes. Did Atlantis ever exist? Rhetorical question, much like “Do we really need all this champagne?”. Do you know what goes with champagne? Oysters, halibut and this t-shirt. This t-shirt is available in several different sizes and colors…and if you spill champagne on one, don’t worry. Just came back and order this in either sleeves, hoodies and tank tops.
Shirt may or may not contain any of the following: • Champagne • More champagne • Mysteries only solvable by champagne
Each shirt is printed when ordered and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.