Club Sandwiches Not Seals T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


FREE SHIPPING when you order 2 or more shirts. Use code "FREESHIP" in checkout. (Details)
Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

Product Details

What kind of Canadian monster would hurt cute baby seals? They're like the puppies of the sea! Ugh, modern-day Neanderthals just make our blood boils. Don't people have, like, grocery stores where they can buy food? What bout a sandwich shop? Ham and salami is like, 10 times yummier anyway, and all you do is line up and order it.

If you know someone who needs a club sandwich, you gotta get them this t-shirt. If you know someone who clubs seal, get them this t-shirt too and then throw ‘em in a cage. At least you’re less cruel cos hey, you gave ‘em a shirt. Happily, just like a club sandwich, you can order this t-shirt in several different sizes, colors and styles. You should try it with mustard sauce. No, no, no, we mean try the SANDWICH with mustard sauce, not the t-shirt! Man. You're messed up.

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.

  • Size Guide & General Info

  • Returns

  • Delivery

You might also like: