Chummy Tees

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First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things T-Shirt



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About this tee
We all know the feeling. You wake up in the morning, bleary eyed and exhausted. The last thing you want to do is adult today. But you remember that you've got responsibilities, bills to pay, a job to do. Coffee is the only thing that's going to get you through the day. And that's what this shirt is all about. It's a reminder that even on the toughest days, coffee comes first. Then we can face the world and do the things. It's a simple message, but it's one we all need to hear sometimes. This shirt is perfect for anyone who lives and dies by coffee. If caffeine is your lifeblood, this is the shirt for you. It's also a great gift for anyone in your life who could use a little motivation (or a good laugh). So go ahead and add it to your cart - after you've had your coffee, of course.

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Who are Chummy Tees?

For over 15 years, we have been designing some of the most popular t-shirts and tank tops around. We design, print, and ship out all the t-shirts that we showcase on this website. With 10,000+ designs available, we offer tees for just about any interest or topic you can think of. Our customers include A-list celebrities, influencers, and very possibly somebody you know.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California via USPS 1st class mail.

If you want them ASAP, we offer 2 options...
1.) Choose "expedited manufacturing" in checkout to get a cut in line of other orders to be printed.
2.) Order more shirts(we have over 10,000 designs to choose from!). Any package that weighs over 1lb will automatically be shipped USPS priority mail. This is usually 4 mens XL shirts. For womens and kids styles, it may be 5 or more.

Want more info? You can find our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info linked in the footer of the site.

Where are the shirts made?

Our shirts are designed & printed in northern California. The shirts we use come from a variety of ethically sourced countries and also made in the USA.

What is your return & exchange policy?

We are happy to offer easy exchanges within 30 days of the delivery of your order if you would prefer a different size. You can find our full return & refund policy as well as the instructions for making an exchange in the footer of the site

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.99.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

How do the shirts fit?

We provide a size chart linked above which provides general sizing as well as fabric content and other details for the style & color that you have currently selected.

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