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First OF All No Second Of All No T Shirt / Tank Top

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First OF All No Second Of All No Shirt

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Looking for a way to tell people to bug off in a funny, yet clear way? Look no further than the First OF All No Second Of All No T-Shirt! This shirt is perfect for those who are done with people bugging them and ready to take a stand. The shirt says it all - "First of all, no. Second of all, no." - so you won't have to waste your breath explaining yourself. Whether you're wanting to get out of a date or just sick of being bothered, this shirt will let everyone know that you're not interested. And who knows, maybe you'll even make someone laugh in the process. So go ahead and add this shirt to your cart - you won't regret it!



What is your return policy?

You can return your item(s) for a refund or exchange them within 30 days of delivery. For more information and instructions, read our return & refund policy.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California, United States via USPS 1st class mail.

For more info about order shipping and our delivery estimates, you can read our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info page.

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $5.95.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

What payment options do you accept?

Credit Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club International

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We do not accept cash, checks, money orders, or CODs for online purchases. We do not offer in-person purchases at this time.


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