Funny Boat T-Shirt

Designed & Sold By Chummy Tees®

For the Selective Sailor

Boating isn't just about cutting through waves or enjoying the sunset over the horizon. For many, it's also about those rare moments of solitude, free from the hustle of the crowd. This Funny Boat T-Shirt captures that sentiment perfectly, expressing a boater's love for their vessel and, humorously, their select few favorite people. This playful message resonates with those who cherish both their boat and a little personal space.

Casual Dockside Attire

Imagine pulling up to the marina or anchoring at a popular sandbar. This tee not only serves as a comfortable wear but also as an instant icebreaker. With its cheeky message, it's perfect for those relaxed gatherings where humor sets the tone. Wear it, and you might find fellow sailors nodding in silent agreement.

Notable Features:

On-Demand Printing: Fresh design with every order.
USA Quality: Crafted with pride in every stitch.
Relatable Statement: A laugh for boaters and their close-knit circles.

A Gift That Floats

Know someone who is as passionate about their boat as they are selective about their crew? This shirt makes a thoughtful gift, be it birthdays, boat christening ceremonies, or captain's celebrations. Offering both a chuckle and a shared sentiment, it's bound to be a hit.

A Message Beyond the Marina

While tailored for boating enthusiasts, this tee holds broader appeal. Whether it's an introvert who loves a good joke or someone who simply values quality over quantity in relationships, the message hits home. It's a nod to the simple joys in life, be it boating or bonding with a treasured few.

Relatable Humor for All

There's universal charm in self-deprecating humor, and this shirt taps into that. While primarily for boaters, anyone can relate to the sentiment of cherishing a few close connections. It's a humorous way to say, "I value my solitude and my select companions."

Anchoring Affection and Amusement

In the vast expanse of water, where one finds peace in the gentle rocking of a boat, this T-shirt brings in a touch of levity. While boats might be a sanctuary for many, this tee reminds us, with a wink, that it's okay to have just a handful of favorites on board.

FAQ

What is your return policy?

You can return your item(s) for a refund or exchange them within 30 days of delivery. For more information and instructions, read our return & refund policy.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California, United States via USPS Ground Advantage(1st class mail).

For more info about order shipping and our delivery estimates, you can read our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info page.

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.95.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

What payment options do you accept?

Credit Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club International

Accelerated Checkouts: Google Pay, Apple Pay, Shopify Pay, Amazon Pay

We do not accept cash, checks, money orders, or CODs for online purchases. We do not offer in-person purchases at this time.

Funny Boat T-Shirt

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