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    I Am Your Internet Girlfriend T-Shirt

  • I Am Your Internet Girlfriend T-Shirt

I Am Your Internet Girlfriend T-Shirt

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Size Chart:

Style: Mens t-shirt

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length
S 26.625" 18" 15"
M 27.625" 20" 16"
L 28.625" 22" 16.5"
XL 29.625" 24" 17"
2XL 30.625" 26" 17.5"
3XL 30.625" 26.5" 19.25"
4XL 31" 28.5" 19.5"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.


Style: Mens t-shirt

Color: White

Fabric: 100% cotton

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve Length
S 26.625" 18" 15"
M 27.625" 20" 16"
L 28.625" 22" 16.5"
XL 29.625" 24" 17"
2XL 30.625" 26" 17.5"
3XL 30.625" 26.5" 19.25"
4XL 31" 28.5" 19.5"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.


Style: Tank

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester

Size Body Length Chest Width
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Tank

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton

Size Body Length Body Width
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens t-shirt

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester

Size General Womens Size Bust
XS 2 32-34"
S 4/6 35-36"
M 8/10 37-38"
L 12/14 39-41"
XL 16/18 42-44"
2XL 20/22 45-47"
3XL 24/26 48-51"
4XL 28/30 52-55"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens t-shirt

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton

Size General Womens Size Bust
XS 2 32-34"
S 4/6 35-36"
M 8/10 37-38"
L 12/14 39-41"
XL 16/18 42-44"
2XL 20/22 45-47"
3XL 24/26 48-51"
4XL 28/30 52-55"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens V-Neck Tee

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length Body Width
S 2-4 32-34" 26.13" 16.75"
M 4-6 34-36" 26.75" 18.25"
L 8-10 36-38" 27.38" 20.25"
XL 10-12 38-40" 28" 22.25"
2XL 12-14 40-42" 28.63" 24.25"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens V-Neck Tee

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length Body Width
S 2-4 32-34" 26.13" 16.75"
M 4-6 34-36" 26.75" 18.25"
L 8-10 36-38" 27.38" 20.25"
XL 10-12 38-40" 28" 22.25"
2XL 12-14 40-42" 28.63" 24.25"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens V-Neck Tee

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length
S 2-4 32" 19"
M 6-8 33.5" 19.375"
L 8-10 35.5" 19.875"
XL 10-14 37.5" 20.375"
2XL 14-18 39.5" 20.875"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens V-Neck Tee

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length
S 2-4 32" 19"
M 6-8 33.5" 19.375"
L 8-10 35.5" 19.875"
XL 10-14 37.5" 20.375"
2XL 14-18 39.5" 20.875"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens Muscle Tank

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ring spun cotton

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length
S 2-4 30.5" 20.75"
M 6-8 32" 20.75"
L 8-10 34" 20.75"
XL 10-14 36" 22.125"
2XL 14-18 38" 22.625"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style: Womens Muscle Tank

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester

Size General Womens Size Bust Body Length
S 2-4 30.5" 20.75"
M 6-8 32" 20.75"
L 8-10 34" 20.75"
XL 10-14 36" 22.125"
2XL 14-18 38" 22.625"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Youth Tee

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Size General Youth Size Body Length Chest
XS 2-4 19.5" 31"
S 6-8 21.5" 34"
M 10-12 23" 36"
L 14-16 25" 38"
XL 18-20 26.50" 40"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Youth Tee

Color: White

Fabric: 100% cotton

Size General Youth Size Body Length Chest
XS 2-4 19.5" 31"
S 6-8 21.5" 34"
M 10-12 23" 36"
L 14-16 25" 38"
XL 18-20 26.50" 40"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Toddler Tee

Color: Grey

Fabric: 90% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester

Size Body Width Body Length
2T 13" 15.5"
3T 14" 16.5"
4T 15" 17.5"
5/6T 16" 18.5"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Toddler Tee

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton

Size Body Width Body Length
2T 13" 15.5"
3T 14" 16.5"
4T 15" 17.5"
5/6T 16" 18.5"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Infant Bodysuit

Color: Grey

Fabric: 88% ringspun cotton, 12% polyester

Size Age Weight Body Length Body Width
NB 0-3 Month 5-9lb 11.5" 7.25"
6M 3-6 Month 10-16lb 12.5" 8.75"
12M 6-12 Month 17-20lb 13.5" 9.75"
18M 12-18 Month 21-24lb 14.5" 10.75"
24M 18-24 Month 25-27lb 15.5" 11.75"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

Style:Infant Bodysuit

Color: White

Fabric: 100% ringspun cotton

Size Age Weight Body Length Body Width
NB 0-3 Month 5-9lb 11.5" 7.25"
6M 3-6 Month 10-16lb 12.5" 8.75"
12M 6-12 Month 17-20lb 13.5" 9.75"
18M 12-18 Month 21-24lb 14.5" 10.75"
24M 18-24 Month 25-27lb 15.5" 11.75"

Fabric is stretchy. Therefore, sizes are approximate and may vary by 1" or more depending on how stretched or contracted it is.

All items may shrink when washed.

Tags may be branded Chummy Tees or the original manufacturer's tags depending on availability.

  • Product Description
      • You're a lovely pixel damsel waiting for right Keyboard Warrior to rescue you from a mundane real life, or possibly a hairy fat and bald 40 year old dude who hasn't showered in 3 days. Either way, you dream of standing by your SJWs as they furiously battle wits online with their typing stamina. With this shirt, fashionably stand (or sit) by your Troll Hero as he traverses the interwebz. Feed him a steady diet of meme while he's stays up late because someone is wrong on the Internet. You, him and this t-shirt will embark on an epic quest to win the Internet for the lulz. Ensure your inventory never runs out of this t-shirt and get it in several different sizes, colors, and styles of shirts including short sleeve shirts, hoodies and tank tops.

      Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
      • Internet lulz
      • A real girlfriend
      • Troll
      • Quests

      Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.


  • Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

    • Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

      Our shirts are made when ordered.

      Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being manufactured. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.

      Our current manufacturing & shipping options are:
      • Standard Shipping ($5.99+)
      • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)

      If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:

      1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.

      2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.

      Please Note:
      • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
      • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary.
      • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.

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