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I Garden So I Don't Kill People T-Shirt

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This t-shirt features a bold, humorous statement for gardening enthusiasts: "I Garden So I Don't Kill People." The design is simple yet striking, using clear, capitalized block letters that are easy to read against any background color. The text is centrally aligned, drawing immediate attention and sparking curiosity and laughter among those who see it.

Ideal for those who love to garden and appreciate a touch of dark humor, this shirt combines a playful take on the therapeutic benefits of gardening with a straightforward, minimalist style. The design captures the essence of finding solace and peace in nature, juxtaposing it with the humorous notion of managing stress and aggression through horticultural therapy.

This t-shirt's design is perfect for dedicated gardeners, greenhouse enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a witty, relatable statement about their hobbies. The clean lines of the font and the monochromatic palette ensure that the message stands out without being overwhelming. It's an excellent choice for casual wear and adds a fun twist to your everyday wardrobe.

Whether you're working in the garden, visiting a farmers' market, or simply hanging out with friends who share your love for gardening, this t-shirt is a unique and engaging way to express your passion. Its humorous take on a serious theme makes it both a conversation starter and a favorite among those who appreciate a lighter side of life.

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