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If You Fib I Will Paddle You T Shirt / Tank Top

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If You Fib I Will Paddle You Shirt

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If You Fib I Will Paddle You T-Shirt is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life who loves to laugh! This shirt features a funny EMS themed saying that is sure to get a chuckle out of anyone who sees it. The shirt is made of high quality materials and is machine washable for easy care. It's also comfortable to wear, making it the perfect choice for a day at the office or a night out on the town.

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What is your return policy?

You can return your item(s) for a refund or exchange them within 30 days of delivery. For more information and instructions, read our return & refund policy.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California, United States via USPS 1st class mail.

For more info about order shipping and our delivery estimates, you can read our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info page.

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $5.95.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

What payment options do you accept?

Credit Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club International

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We do not accept cash, checks, money orders, or CODs for online purchases. We do not offer in-person purchases at this time.


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