I'm The Oldest Child I Make The Rules T-Shirt
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Are you the big cheese, the trailblazer of your family? Do you like to lay down the law with your younger siblings? Then have we got a T-shirt for you! Flash it with pride – "I'm The Oldest Child I Make The Rules" because, let's face it, birth order has its perks. This tee is not just hilarious, but expresses the dynamic tale of sibling rivalry we all know and love. Perfect for those who enjoy playing the 'oldest kid' card and don't miss a chance at flaunting their funny older child status. Remember, being the oldest is not an age, it's an attitude! Available in an array of colors, sizes, and styles to fit every family's firstborn king or queen. And hey, they say life's always better when you're in charge. So, make sure to grab one for yourself, or gift it to your rule-setting cronies. It's all fun and games in the life of an oldest child!