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I've Never Been Older Than I Am Right Now T-Shirt

18.95

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$18.95

  • Super soft fabric (See above size chart for specifics per style/color)
  • Designed & printed in the USA
  • Most orders ship within 3-4 days.
  • Easy 30 day exchanges
  • Secure Checkout
You are an old soul or just old, soaking up the golden years, cranky and senile if you’re thinking of buying this t-shirt. The fashionable tee comes in a hoodie and tank and can be worn when you want to be as hip as your grandchildren or when you’ve finally reached the peak of maturity.

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• Gray hairs
• Impaired hearing
• 8 p.m. bedtimes
• A senior discount

Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California. aged t-shirts birthday t-shirts elderly t-shirts geezer t-shirts grandma t-shirts grandpa t-shirts never been older t-shirts senior citizen t-shirts

FAQ

Who are Chummy Tees?

For over 15 years, we have been designing some of the most popular t-shirts and tank tops around. We design, print, and ship out all the t-shirts that we showcase on this website. With 10,000+ designs available, we offer tees for just about any interest or topic you can think of. Our customers include A-list celebrities, influencers, and very possibly somebody you know.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California via USPS 1st class mail.

If you want them ASAP, we offer 2 options...
1.) Choose "expedited manufacturing" in checkout to get a cut in line of other orders to be printed.
2.) Order more shirts(we have over 10,000 designs to choose from!). Any package that weighs over 1lb will automatically be shipped USPS priority mail. This is usually 4 mens XL shirts. For womens and kids styles, it may be 5 or more.

Want more info? You can find our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info linked in the footer of the site.

Where are the shirts made?

Our shirts are designed & printed in northern California. The shirts we use come from a variety of ethically sourced countries and also made in the USA.

What is your return & exchange policy?

We are happy to offer easy exchanges within 30 days of the delivery of your order if you would prefer a different size. You can find our full return & refund policy as well as the instructions for making an exchange in the footer of the site

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.99.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

How do the shirts fit?

We provide a size chart linked above which provides general sizing as well as fabric content and other details for the style & color that you have currently selected.

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