This is the perfect shirt to wear when you go hunting for all the noses that's all up in your business. If only those sanctimonious folks are into their own marriage as much as they are into others! Who made them the matrimony police anyway? If they ain't paying for the carriage, they ain't having a say in your marriage. You can order this t-shirt in several different sizes, colors and styles of shirts including short sleeve shirts, hoodies and tank tops. We'd also suggest you get married in them, but we suspect your spouse may not be agreeable to that idea.
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • Love • Marriage • Nosy parkers • Sanctimonious fools
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.