Hermit crabs are much misunderstood animals. Kinda like you. They like their peace and quiet, and get crabby when people invade their space. Just like you. They’re shy and sensitive creature, and hey, isn’t that you? And like you, they love hanging out with their people. But watch out…hermit crabs are also great pincy thing that comes in a small package, just like you. Snipetty snip snip and there goes another finger. They should have known better than to turn you crabby. Good thing we have this shell, we mean, t-shirt in several different sizes and colors for any crabby being. You can also get it in several different styles such as sleeves, hoodies and tank tops!
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • Crabs • The smell of the ocean • Social anxiety
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.