No Pants Are The Best Pants T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tank Top


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Womens sizes run small - see size guide below.

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Whether you think pants are a complete waste of fabric or you just prefer more ventilation in between your legs, then this shirt is wailing for your attention. Enjoy this shirt while sprawled on your living room floor stuffing your face with jelly beans and potato chips minus the pants or taking a brief jaunt in your neighborhood letting the community know how you truly feel. This slogan is also available in a hoodie, adding more warmth everywhere else except your bottom half!

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• Shocked neighbors
• Talk of mansplaining
• Clean undies

Each shirt is digitally printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
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