Chummy Tees

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Person Against Humanity T-Shirt



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  • Super soft fabric (See above size chart for specifics per style/color)
  • Designed & printed in the USA
  • Most orders ship within 3-4 days.
  • Easy 30 day exchanges
  • Secure Checkout
People suck. Who invented people? Who invented sucky people? Why can’t people just be cool with each other? Humanity got you so irritated and we get you. We really do. Since we’re kindred spirits and all that crap, you should dress as cool as us and be irritated with style. Your face might be judgmental but your torso be swanky. You know what doesn’t suck? This t-shirt that you can order in several different sizes so you’ll always find the right fit. It also comes in short sleeve shirts, hoodies and tank tops, making it the perfect fashion choice for the opinionated and grumpy.

Shirts may or may not contain any of the following:
• People who suck
• Grump-a-doodle
• Humanity
• Grumpy torso

Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California. humanity t-shirts humans t-shirts misanthropist t-shirts misanthropy t-shirts mistrust t-shirts person against t-shirts skeptic t-shirts solitude t-shirts


Who are Chummy Tees?

For over 15 years, we have been designing some of the most popular t-shirts and tank tops around. We design, print, and ship out all the t-shirts that we showcase on this website. With 10,000+ designs available, we offer tees for just about any interest or topic you can think of. Our customers include A-list celebrities, influencers, and very possibly somebody you know.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California via USPS 1st class mail.

If you want them ASAP, we offer 2 options...
1.) Choose "expedited manufacturing" in checkout to get a cut in line of other orders to be printed.
2.) Order more shirts(we have over 10,000 designs to choose from!). Any package that weighs over 1lb will automatically be shipped USPS priority mail. This is usually 4 mens XL shirts. For womens and kids styles, it may be 5 or more.

Want more info? You can find our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info linked in the footer of the site.

Where are the shirts made?

Our shirts are designed & printed in northern California. The shirts we use come from a variety of ethically sourced countries and also made in the USA.

What is your return & exchange policy?

We are happy to offer easy exchanges within 30 days of the delivery of your order if you would prefer a different size. You can find our full return & refund policy as well as the instructions for making an exchange in the footer of the site

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.99.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

How do the shirts fit?

We provide a size chart linked above which provides general sizing as well as fabric content and other details for the style & color that you have currently selected.

Size Chart: