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Short People Are Mean Because They're Closer To Hell T Shirt / Tank Top

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Short People Are Mean Because They're Closer To Hell Shirt

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If you're short, you know that people can be especially mean to you. It's because they're closer to Hell, and they can feel the heat getting closer! But don't worry, now there's a shirt to show everyone how much attitude you've got. With this shirt, you'll let everyone know that being close to Hell just means you're in touch with your dark side. So go ahead and give them a piece of your mind – and maybe a middle finger or two – with this sassy Short People Are Mean Because They're Closer To Hell T-Shirt.



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