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Short People Are Mean Because They're Closer To Hell T-Shirt

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  • Super soft fabric (See above size chart for specifics per style/color)
  • Designed & printed in the USA
  • Most orders ship within 3-4 days.
  • Easy 30 day exchanges
  • Secure Checkout
About this tee:
If you're short, you know that people can be especially mean to you. It's because they're closer to Hell, and they can feel the heat getting closer! But don't worry, now there's a shirt to show everyone how much attitude you've got. With this shirt, you'll let everyone know that being close to Hell just means you're in touch with your dark side. So go ahead and give them a piece of your mind – and maybe a middle finger or two – with this sassy Short People Are Mean Because They're Closer To Hell T-Shirt.

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FAQ

Who are Chummy Tees?

For over 15 years, we have been designing some of the most popular t-shirts and tank tops around. We design, print, and ship out all the t-shirts that we showcase on this website. With 10,000+ designs available, we offer tees for just about any interest or topic you can think of. Our customers include A-list celebrities, influencers, and very possibly somebody you know.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California via USPS 1st class mail.

If you want them ASAP, we offer 2 options...
1.) Choose "expedited manufacturing" in checkout to get a cut in line of other orders to be printed.
2.) Order more shirts(we have over 10,000 designs to choose from!). Any package that weighs over 1lb will automatically be shipped USPS priority mail. This is usually 4 mens XL shirts. For womens and kids styles, it may be 5 or more.

Want more info? You can find our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info linked in the footer of the site.

Where are the shirts made?

Our shirts are designed & printed in northern California. The shirts we use come from a variety of ethically sourced countries and also made in the USA.

What is your return & exchange policy?

We are happy to offer easy exchanges within 30 days of the delivery of your order if you would prefer a different size. You can find our full return & refund policy as well as the instructions for making an exchange in the footer of the site

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.99.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

How do the shirts fit?

We provide a size chart linked above which provides general sizing as well as fabric content and other details for the style & color that you have currently selected.

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