Small talk tires you and you’ve had way too many incredulous encounters with people for the week. Yes, three is one too many. This slogan speaks to you if you’re notorious for concluding your sentences with “…and yeah,” or a nervous chuckle. You rather evade a crowd of people and yearn for moments at home wallowing in your own isolation. Oh, you got invited to another one of those parties? Your anxiety builds and you’re sweating profusely through your new shirt. That’s okay because this shirt comes in a tank, allowing for more comfort against all your social anxiety concerns.
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • Constant embarrassment • Stammering and stuttering • A benzo script • A homesick sensation
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.