Our independent studies have shown that 100% of the problems in the world are caused by and experienced by people who are awake. Our observations also finds that people who wake with a clear purpose are usually very stressed. This t-shirt was developed based on such absolutely scientific studies. Our aim is to educate the masses on our philosophy against purposeful wakefulness. Be part of of Chummy Tees Science today by ordering this t-shirt. Our lab not only reproduce this t-shirt in several different sizes and colors, we can also bang some machines and make it in several styles of shirts including short sleeve shirts, hoodies and tank tops. Mmhm. It's all very scientific.
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • Bed • Sleep • Wakefulness • An alert human
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.