You have now found the perfect slogan to epitomize your social life! You crave the evening hours. Your day starts at 10 p.m. and bedtime is at 6 a.m. You reek of whiskey and cigarettes by bedtime and wolf down a bowl of cereal in the evening. Sun? What is that? Snag this slogan in a t-shirt, tank or hoodie in your size and show them larks how to live life appropriately!
Shirts may or may not contain any of the following: • A fierce headache • Lack of vitamin D • Drunk, late night text messages • Hangover
Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California.
Most orders ship out within a few days of being placed from our warehouse in California. Orders are generally delivered 3-8 days after being shipped. Except noted below, all packages are sent USPS 1st Class.
Our current manufacturing & shipping options are: • Standard Shipping ($5.99+) • Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing ($10.95+)
If you are in a rush, there are 2 options that may help:
1.) Choose "Shipping and Expedited Manufacturing" in checkout. Orders using this option jump to the front of the line when orders are next processed and will be printed before the rest. Especially useful during busy/holiday shopping times.
2.) Order more items. Packages over 1lb will automatically be sent via USPS Priority Mail due to the weight, so will often save a day or two of shipping time. This is generally 4-5 smaller sized items, or 3-4 of a bigger size.
Please Note: • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates. • All manufacturing and shipping times are just estimates and will vary. • Orders shipped outside the US will take longer depending on where being shipped.