Chummy Tees

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You Look Like I Need A Drink T-Shirt



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  • Super soft fabric (See above size chart for specifics per style/color)
  • Designed & printed in the USA
  • Most orders ship within 3-4 days.
  • Easy 30 day exchanges
  • Secure Checkout
Uh oh. She's looking like I need a drink right now. What did I forget now? Is it our anniversary? Is it her birthday? Did I forget to put down the toilet seat? Wow, is it 10 degrees colder in here now? I think I'm getting sick, I feel like I'm standing in ice and lava at the same time. Come on, brain, come up with a compliment! Did she change her hair? Is that a new skirt? Help? Oooooh crap, she just used the "we need to talk" line! I definitely need a drink right now. If only drinks came in several sizes, colors and styles like this t-shirt. Do you think it's too late to order one for her annivalentbirthsary gift?

Shirt may or may not contain any of the following:
• Someone in deep shit
•Someone who forgot something important
•Someone who needs to buy a calendar to note important days.
•Someone who definitely needs a drink

Each shirt is printed when ordered, and shipped from Northern California. a drink t-shirts alcohol t-shirts beer goggles t-shirts booze t-shirts butterface t-shirts hogger t-shirts plumper t-shirts you look like I need t-shirts


Who are Chummy Tees?

For over 15 years, we have been designing some of the most popular t-shirts and tank tops around. We design, print, and ship out all the t-shirts that we showcase on this website. With 10,000+ designs available, we offer tees for just about any interest or topic you can think of. Our customers include A-list celebrities, influencers, and very possibly somebody you know.

When will my order arrive?

Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California via USPS 1st class mail.

If you want them ASAP, we offer 2 options...
1.) Choose "expedited manufacturing" in checkout to get a cut in line of other orders to be printed.
2.) Order more shirts(we have over 10,000 designs to choose from!). Any package that weighs over 1lb will automatically be shipped USPS priority mail. This is usually 4 mens XL shirts. For womens and kids styles, it may be 5 or more.

Want more info? You can find our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info linked in the footer of the site.

Where are the shirts made?

Our shirts are designed & printed in northern California. The shirts we use come from a variety of ethically sourced countries and also made in the USA.

What is your return & exchange policy?

We are happy to offer easy exchanges within 30 days of the delivery of your order if you would prefer a different size. You can find our full return & refund policy as well as the instructions for making an exchange in the footer of the site

How much is shipping?

•For most orders, standard shipping is $6.99.
•Shipping with Expedited Manufacturing for most orders is $10.95

How do the shirts fit?

We provide a size chart linked above which provides general sizing as well as fabric content and other details for the style & color that you have currently selected.

Size Chart: