FUNNY BIRTHDAY T-SHIRTS
Check out our funny-birthday-t-shirts to add humor to any birthday celebration!
FUNNY BIRTHDAY SHIRTS FAQ
When will my funny birthday t-shirt arrive?
Most orders ship out within 3-4 business days from our warehouse in California, United States via USPS Ground Advantage(1st class mail). For all details about order shipping and our delivery estimates, you can read our Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info page linked in the footer.
What payment options do you accept?
Credit Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, JCB, Diners Club International
Accelerated Checkouts: Google Pay, Apple Pay, Shopify Pay, Amazon Pay
We do not accept cash, checks, money orders, bank transfer, or CODs for online purchases. We do not offer in-person payments at this time. All prices are shown in USD. An account is not needed to make a purchase. Our cart uses SSL 256-bit encryption for ultimate security and protection.
What are the tees made of?
We offer 9 clothing styles for each of the funny birthday t-shirts in our shop. Each tee is made with a different blend of cotton, polyester, and/or rayon. See the size chart for specifics of the apparel options you have selected.
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
Funny birthday t-shirts for every type of personality
This collection includes sarcastic, absurd, and slightly unhinged designs for people who celebrate birthdays with more eye rolls than candles. From quiet introverts to loud drinkers, these shirts offer jokes that match the personality of the wearer. Buyers come here to find something beyond generic party slogans—something that actually sounds like the person they're buying for.
Gift ideas for friends, coworkers, and reluctant birthday people
If you're shopping for someone who doesn’t want a big party but still deserves a laugh, funny birthday t-shirts are a reliable choice. This section includes gift ideas for dads who fake grumpiness, moms who love sarcastic humor, coworkers who pretend to hate attention, and friends who age worse than they admit. Each design is built to land with a specific type of person—so it doesn’t feel like a throwaway gag.
Top selling shirts for milestone meltdowns
Turning 30, 40, 50, or older doesn’t always call for balloons. Sometimes, the best gift is a shirt that says “I survived” in a funny and brutally honest way. This category features many of Chummy Tees’ top selling options for milestone birthdays, often using dark humor, dry phrasing, or decade-specific jabs that hit just right.
Funny birthday t-shirts for antisocial adults
Not everyone loves being celebrated. Some people would rather be left alone with a burrito than have cake with coworkers. This section includes shirts that speak for them—designs that say “don’t sing to me” without needing to make eye contact. These funny birthday t-shirts are especially popular with introverts, the overworked, and people who openly dread the annual spotlight.
Why people shop birthday shirts at Chummy Tees
Birthday t-shirts get worn long after the party ends—especially when the humor feels real. This is one of the best performing categories on Chummy Tees because the jokes don’t just fill space—they feel targeted. Whether you're buying for yourself or ordering a gift that actually gets a laugh, this is where people come to find birthday humor that isn't trying too hard.
